Two supposedly-independent-and-witty women who are clueless about
relationships got together every other nite on MSN. One is a cynical
bitch who lives in the States, another is a sarcastic ass-kicker who
lives in J-Town.
Every now and then they would talk of the relationships or, mostly, the relationshiTs they had. On one of those nights, they discussed about the familiar n cliché excuses tht a guy would use to dump a girl, and the actual reasons behind them. So here goes, just a few examples.
“I love you, but I don’t want to hurt you anymore”
Translation :
“I don’t love you anymore. Period.”
“It’s not you, Babe, it’s me.”
Translation :
“It IS you.”
“We just can’t be together, we’re hurting each other too much.”
Translation :
“You are getting so annoying, I can’t stand it.”
“We have too many differences.”
Translation :
“You’re boring.”
“I need some space.”
Translation :
“I’ve a phobia w commitment n intimacy.”
Sounds familiar? Don’t u just hate it when they say those lines? They tried to make it sound gentle or ‘considerate’. Oh, Please!
So the next time a guy said he needed some space, tell him to go get the whole fcukin universe! Piff!
Every now and then they would talk of the relationships or, mostly, the relationshiTs they had. On one of those nights, they discussed about the familiar n cliché excuses tht a guy would use to dump a girl, and the actual reasons behind them. So here goes, just a few examples.
“I love you, but I don’t want to hurt you anymore”
Translation :
“I don’t love you anymore. Period.”
“It’s not you, Babe, it’s me.”
Translation :
“It IS you.”
“We just can’t be together, we’re hurting each other too much.”
Translation :
“You are getting so annoying, I can’t stand it.”
“We have too many differences.”
Translation :
“You’re boring.”
“I need some space.”
Translation :
“I’ve a phobia w commitment n intimacy.”
Sounds familiar? Don’t u just hate it when they say those lines? They tried to make it sound gentle or ‘considerate’. Oh, Please!
So the next time a guy said he needed some space, tell him to go get the whole fcukin universe! Piff!
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